I wasn't kidding when I said

that we have a Crabbies umbrella to give away. And now it's raining. And now you're kicking yourselves for not having a giant green umbrella in your life right? Well, never fear, we've held on to it. SOMEONE TAKE THE UMBRELLA. IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE THIS ONE THAT YOU CAN BUY FOR £15 ON THE INTERNET:

OURS IS FREE TO A GOOD HOME. EVERYONE WANTS FREE STUFF.

Stay dry this summer or some equally cheesy sign off tagline and insert creepy wink<here>